Dusty Hooves Musical Moments: Pony Peeves

Narrator: And now, it's time for a "Dusty Hooves Musical Moment." Today's song is "Everything You Do is My Pony Peeve."

We then cut to Ponyville Park where Cucumber Garden, Creative Spirit, Mariposa & Freshly Baked are. Unfortunately, they are all doing things that annoy each other. Freshly Baked is loudly glugging down milk while eating cookies, Mariposa is tuning her guitar and Creative Spirit is loudly flapping her wings while painting. Cucumber Garden tries to drown the sound out, until...

Cucumber: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

The song begins.

Choir: Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh yeah
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Cucumber: (to Freshly) You sit there on the blanket
With your mouth wolfing down that milk
(Choir: Ooh ooh ooh yeah)
Making so much noise with your glugging
That I really don't like your ilk

(Choir: Ooh ooh ooh)
Freshly: (to Mariposa) I don't really care what your're doing
'Cause you can't get your music right
(Choir: Ooh ooh ooh yeah)
I just wish you could do it
Someplace far away from my sight

Freshly uses her magic to get Mariposa away from her. She is placed in front of Creative.

(Choir: Ooh ooh ooh)
Mariposa: (to Creative) What's so wrong with standing still
Even just once in a while?
(Choir: Ooh ooh ooh)
You're flapping so much that you're turning me
From Mariposa to Maniacal

Cucumber, Freshly & Mariposa: Everything you do is my Pony Peeve
I'm going so crazy 'round you
Nerves are gonna fray
Whatever you say
I gotta get away-ay-ay-ay-ay!

Cucumber: (to Freshly) Being in the same room watching you
File your horn all wrong

Creative: (to Cucumber) There's no wrong way to file your horn.

Freshly: (to Cucumber) Not half as bad as me watching you
Gardening for way too long

Creative: (to Freshly) I like that, actually.

Mariposa: (to Creative) I'm not saying you're annoying
But actually, I really am

Creative: (to Mariposa) Aw, you don't mean that.

Cucumber, Freshly & Mariposa: (to Creative) We're not being mean
But we think you just aced the Annoying Exam!

(Choir: Ooh ooh ooh)
Creative: (to Cucumber, Freshly & Mariposa) What's the problem here?
Why do you have to complain?
(Choir: Ooh ooh ooh)
All of this bellyaching
Is driving my brain insa-a-a-ane!

Cucumber, Freshly & Mariposa: Everything you do is my Pony Peeve
I'm going so crazy 'round you
Nerves are gonna fray
Whatever you say
I gotta get away-ay-ay-ay-ay!

Cucumber: (to Freshly) You're really becoming the fly in my soup here!

Freshly: (to Cucumber) Yeah? Well, that's better than being the glass in my glasses!

Creative, worried about her friends, quickly paints a picture.

Mariposa: (to Cucumber & Freshly) Both of you are the hole in my donut!

Cucumber: Bee in my beehive!

Freshly: Sword in my swordfish!

Mariposa: Frizz in my hair!

Cucumber: Fume in my perfume!

Mariposa: (to Cucumber) But you don't even use perfume!

Cucumber: (to Mariposa) Yeah, but I might.

Mariposa: (storming off) That's it! I'm outta here!

Pretty soon, Freshly, Cucumber & Mariposa are all pushing and shoving, trying to get out of each other's way.

Creative: (to Cucumber, Freshly & Mariposa) STOOOOP! Look at this painting. (shows the three mares a splatter painting of the three of them together) You girls are best friends. You have nothing to complain about.

Cucumber: (to Mariposa & Freshly) Huh, you know, she's right.

Freshly: (hugging the others) Oh, I love you girls.

Mariposa: (to Cucumber & Freshly) Yeah. What were we thinking?

Cucumber, Freshly, Creative & Mariposa: Everything you do makes me grin
I'm always so happy with you
Whatever you say
Makes my day
So never go away-ay-ay-ay

Cucumber: (holding up a basket of vegetables) Anyone want a veggie?

Freshly, Creative & Mariposa: (to Cucumber) Oh! I do!